Listen Sport: There's two types of people in the world - workers and slackers. Anyone who doesn't make it to the top is among the latter. They can get fxxd.
I am a deep thinker, yes.
BTW: I was only joking when I said I'd make Simon Treasury Spokesman, but the f'kn arse-lickers took me seriously. Now we're stuck with him. I've learned a valuable lesson: humour and politics don't mix.
Now f.. off.